1. nosdrinker:

    *steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

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  2. unclefather:

the folt in our stors

    unclefather:

    the folt in our stors

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  3. photo

    photo

    photo

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  5. michikomalandroid:

    aa-noms-you:

    pursuingthemeaning:

    do not fall in love with people like me.
    i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

    Calm down John Green

    'do not fall in love with people like me'

    don’t worry i won’t

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  6. thequeenvevo:

    "yeah i used to like you too"

    image

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  7. awellkept-secret:

    this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

    image

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  8. imagineyouricon:

    imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face

    (via littlebugunderyourbed)

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  9. officialfrenchtoast:

    *holds your hand* 

    ha ha how’d that get there

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  10. thrillionaire:

    just spooning my boyfriend

    out of his container

    it’s ice cream

    (via pizza)

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